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Acoustic theme by Rolando Murillo, using the iPhone toolbar icons.

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    Well now!

    Almost a year away but I’m back.  The same me but not.

    Ain’t it always like that?

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EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
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fatmanatee:

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    Best. Picture.

    EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.

    starline:

    soupsoup:

    fatmanatee:

    This was a picture that required LOLcatting.

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  • Permalink You tell him Sally!!
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canyoudomeafavor:

“I could have gone to tricks-or-treats! Halloween is over and I missed it! Instead, I spend the night on a pumpkin patch and all that came was a beagle! You blockhead! I could have had apples and gum, and cookies and money and other things! I’ll sue! Trick-or-treats only come once a year, and instead I spent all night sitting in a pumpkin patch! What a fool I was! You owe me restitution!”
- Sally Brown in “It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown”

    You tell him Sally!!

    starline:

    canyoudomeafavor:

    “I could have gone to tricks-or-treats! Halloween is over and I missed it! Instead, I spend the night on a pumpkin patch and all that came was a beagle! You blockhead! I could have had apples and gum, and cookies and money and other things! I’ll sue! Trick-or-treats only come once a year, and instead I spent all night sitting in a pumpkin patch! What a fool I was! You owe me restitution!”

    - Sally Brown in “It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown”

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    Happy Weekend…

    My students have better social lives at 17 than I do at 23.

    In other news: I’ve finally stopped trying to fight the venereal disease that is Lil’ Wayne.

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    CHURCH!!!

    workgrrs:

    Kids who think they know everything they need to know but still can’t spell the name of the county they live in.
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    I’ll be doing work this weekend….

    But first!!  (oh Chenbot LOL)

    I’m going home to watch The Wire: Season Two on DVD……

    Happy Weekend :)

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    Best.Concert.Everrrrrrrrrrrrr.

    N.E.R.D

    Lupe

    Kanye

    AND A SPECIAL APPEARANCE BY JAY-Z!!!!!!

    Too good.

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    And grades are due…..

    and I’m drinking cold water and chewing spearmint gum to wake up.

    Not really working.

    90’s for everyone!!!

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    Overheard in New York

    The Detrimental Effects of Early Childhood Exposure to Candyland

    Little girl: Dad. Dad. Dad.
    Dad: Stop pulling on me. What?
    Little girl, pointing up at an enormous black man: He looks like a big chocolate bar!
    Dad, with a forced grin: She’s five.

    —Line, Grace’s Market Place

    This site is the best!  I could stay on it all day….think I might…. :)

  • Permalink (via garfieldminusgarfield) It’s one of those days….

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     It’s one of those days….