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...Type of chick that love you to death, then leave no witness...

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    topherchris:

    hilker:

    brooklynmutt:

    vaivoda:

    yourmonkeycalled:

    Our protesting China feels like your alcoholic brother beating up your junkie boyfriend: the delight of very slightly higher moral ground.

    Tortured Iraqi to China protesters: “I could really use that torch you keep putting out for warmth right now due to all my blood loss. Help.”