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    Overheard in New York

    The Detrimental Effects of Early Childhood Exposure to Candyland

    Little girl: Dad. Dad. Dad.
    Dad: Stop pulling on me. What?
    Little girl, pointing up at an enormous black man: He looks like a big chocolate bar!
    Dad, with a forced grin: She’s five.

    —Line, Grace’s Market Place

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